Let’s just say that I will be eternally happy that I hauled my butt out of bed to go running that morning. I was in Dalkey, Ireland. I had no idea what a beautiful morning it was going to be, what a hard workout I was going to get, or that I was going to get lost and end up in three different towns. We had already gone hiking, so I knew exactly where I would run: past the purple house, up the hill and into the trails to get an incredible view of the ocean and Dublin. Once I got to the top of the hill, I ran down the other side and continued along the coastal road, and then kept going… and going…until I didn’t know where I was.
I stopped running and started aimlessly looking around. Coincidentally, I was near Dun Laoghaire, the very destination of Hilary Swank’s character in P. S. I Love You, where she butchers the name but somehow manages to charm Gerard Butler into walking there with her (the Irish we met make fun of that movie because the actual distance from where they were to the town is incredibly far and unrealistic). While running, I was secretly hoping that if I acted like I was enjoying the beautiful suburban scenery enough, Gerard would come strolling up to me, and I would address him smoothly with… “I’m lost.” Then he would smile and fall instantly in love with me, sing “Galway Girl,” and we would get married. Nope-the luck of the Irish must be a myth because that did NOT happen. No swaggering Irish man rescued me from my directional challenges; however, a lady walking her daughter to school kindly helped a lost girl out.
I learned so much on our weeklong visit to Ireland. When an Irish person asks about the crack, they’re not talking about the drug so don’t be a prude and get all offended. They mean, “Are you having fun?” and obviously, if you are hanging with Irish guys, you’re having fun. If you are watching a sporting event but get confused in the first 20 seconds when the players kick the ball, then suddenly pass it forwards and sideways and backwards, and they tackle and punch each other, it’s definitely Gaelic football. If two gingers kiss, the world ends. A note on Irish sarcasm: they use it. That’s why they name their metro, which does not move very fast at all, the DART. Ah, the joys of the leprechaun island.
My three friends and I stayed with the Swan family in their house in Dalkey, Ireland. I had never heard of this suburb 40 minutes from Dublin, and I thought it was going to be dull compared to the capital. Far from it! The coastal small town attracted me immediately, not to mention the fact that it was/is home to legendary world-changers like James Joyce, Bono, Enya, and Van Morrison, among others. I saw Bono’s house, but unfortunately I missed mingling with the countless Asian tourists that often flock there- I would have loved snapping pictures of his tall black gate with them and seeing how many creative poses I could utilize in front of front of it (I’m practicing my Irish sarcasm).
Besides Dalkey, we “DARTed” into Dublin a few times and also took “the long walk” down to Galway...yippie-yi-yay-yi-yay. My favorite day--possibly of my entire European experience--was our bus tour of the Burren and the Cliffs of Moher. We saw everything characteristic of the Emerald Isle: rolling green hills speckled with little lambs, crumbling castles, Celtic high crosses, and of course the majestic tall cliffs. Our ancient but cheeky bus driver made me laugh; although a bit elaborate on the flirting, he kept repeating himself in case we did not hear him over the speakers. “Galway City is over there, to the left is Galway City, over there is Galway City.” Well thanks Desmond! You’ve been doing this same tour for 18 years--good thing you still like it, and thanks for the free chips!
I couldn’t help but admire the Irish. In the middle of an awful recession, where jobs are scarce and the young people are leaving because they cannot find employment, these people were resilient. They were in the process of voting in an entire new government (they voted in a CASTLE, by the way) because they were fed up with the old one. No one has much money right now, but the people choose to move on instead of complaining. Their senses of humor and cheery manners help them out, too. I absolutely love Ireland, and I think the pictures speak for themselves (the last one is Enya's castle, however).